FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS Updated: October 23, 1999

You have any questions to ask Matt himself?? Email him at mchq1000@hotmail.com

Who are those annoying people who keep signing the guestbook constantly?
This is one the best questions I've have in a while. Well, to be honest, they are my DIRTY, PATHETIC IDIOTIC FRIENDS!!! It ALL started (ANDY!!!!!) with just a small note telling me to give someone back a game I've had for a while. A small dirty comment HAD to me made. And one message led to another!!! Did I mention they are dirty??? Especially Ms. BOWIE TANG!! and yes.. she's a GURL, too!! (well SORT OF!!) Most of people you I commented are people I know who have NOTHING BETTER TO DO!! hahah!!

What the heck does MCHQ stand for?
Matt's Celebrity Headquarters.-- crappy name eh? Well, at first I would write "Matt's Celebrity Headquarters" everytime but then I got lazy, and that's MCHQ where I got. I had so much email asking this question so that now on the main page, I wrote the name in full!

Matt, tell me about yourself!
Well, I 'm a fine lookin' guy from the T.O.! 'nuff said!

Um...seriously!
I am very serious! What 's so hard to believe? Um.... there's not much to say.... I'm in grade 11, from Toronto, Canada, 5'8", enjoys baseball (especially the Jays and the NY METS) and I listen to all kinds of music, except hip hop amd I play the Alto Saxophone in the school band (SAXES RULE!! UNLIKE CERTAIN TUBA AND TRUMPET PLAYERS-- all jabroni trash!)

Can you pat your tummy and rub your head at the same time?
Um.... after days of practicing... I've fully mastered the fine art of patting my tummy and rubbing my head and also rubbing my tummy and patting my tummy! Isn't that cool or what?

What music have you been listening to?
For some weird reason, I have this sudden change in music and I'm really intrested in ELECTRONICA like Robert Miles. Fable is an amazing song (NOT THE MESSAGE VERSION!) MAMBO #5 and Smooth by Santana are just some of my fave's so far.

THE %$@#en pop up advertisements are REALLY annoying!! is there something you can do?
Yes!! The trick is.. DON'T CLOSE THE POP UP WINDOW!!! just minimize it.. and viola!! NO MORE FRIGGIN' ADS!!!

Who the heck is the "MCHQ Crew"?
Well, this site is run by many associates there is: Matt -the founder of MCHQ, and there "Mr. Big", and "Big Balbosky"--hahaha!

Why do British people don't sound British when they sing?
You know what? I don't know!... A VERY GOOD QUESTION!

PEPSI or COKE?
Of course PEPSI!! Have you guys tried the PEPSI taste challenge? I honestly taste no difference!... but PEPSI's got the cool ads! and they have STAR WARS as their promotion solution!

Speaking of soft drinks, does Barq's have bite?
What the heck does it mean anyways? Barky (the dog) is cool!!! It was my favourite drink until I got sick of it. Now, it's C'Plus' TAHITI TREAT!!

When was MCHQ established?
MCHQ was started back in October 1998. At the time it was at the Geocities web server, but due to continuous pop-up ads, especially with frames, I moved to Tripod. This site started off as a Savage Garden Site (it was crappiest page I've ever seen!) and then expanded with the hit sitcom Friends. I closed down the Friends site because I decide to make a music page. And that's where I am today! Monica joined the network in December 1998. Britney Spears and No Doubt both uploaded in March 1999. Sugar Ray followed in April. Then, after knowing about the GeoGuides, i decided to move back to Geocities, FINALLY.. i've found a good way to get rid of those damn pop up ads!

If another Spice Girl had to leave, who would it be?
ALL OF THEM!!... god, i hate them! but if i had to, i'd say POSH SPICE! no offence to those who like her.....the physical image of the other three girls seem to improve but as a former favourite Spice, Victoria image seemed to downfall...this is only the opinion of the MCHQ Crew, alright?

Will you be adding more celebrities to the network?
I'm afraid not. There's just too much to handle with school and all. I barely have time to do the one's that already exist!

WHO REALLY ASKS THESE STUPID QUESTIONS?
Um...my loyal visitors of course! And there not such thing as a stupid question!

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Hum... from MCHQ research, we believe it is the egg. Why? Don't ask!

I've gotta compliment on your graphics. What image editor do you use?
Thanks.. but sorry, this is an MCHQ secret!

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